Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

I had a pretty significant hair clog in my shower. I had tried chemicals. Didn't work. I ignored it. Didn't work. Ignored it some more. Started to get slimy (don't judge me). Saw this on amazon and that more than 2000 people had tried it and actually reviewed it, so I thought I'd give it a go. Oh my goodness. This took no effort - I pushed it down the drain and it immediately caught something. What came out was so disgusting, so vile, so yucky that it should have it's own X-Files episode. Before it could lift it's head up and start quoting from the Book of Revelation, I put it in a plastic bag and dispatched it to the firey depths of hell from whence it was birthed. Let some children dig it up in a trash pile in 500 years to have their future told. I wanted nothing of it. My shower pipes were still praying "The Angelus" when I left for work. If you have a nasty hair clog; wait until it gets slimy and reaches sentience, dig it out with the Drain Snake Hair Drain Clog Remover Cleaning Tool, then send it back to the Dantian blaze it calls home. It does the job and well.