Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

Reviewing in real time. It’s 1:18 I’m currently on my mat. I got real bold after having used it for a couple of minutes in my thin t shirt. I stripped, covered in a blanket and am now in straight contact with my mat. The kids ran in after hearing my response. Lawdhamucy!!! I’m certain it’s impaling me and that this mat will be stuck in my back when I sit up. I bet it won’t bleed until I pull out the fitty leven lil knives in my back. It’s like a thousand jealous girlfriends. Lol Desperately trying to distract myself, I’m leaving this review and listening to a podcast. At this point, I’m certain any relief y’all feel is because other pain pales in comparison to this needle-bed. I got the green one cuz it was cheaper. Now I’ll going to look like a turtle because I know it’s never coming off. It’s not very pretty but it’s clearly effective. Every needle doing his violent, stabby job. 1:23. My back is warming. It hurts less. 1:26 hot, pulsating... less unpleasant!!! How do y’all sleep on this thing tho? Ole BDSM behinds... 1:31 relax... breathe... still uncomfortable... the pulsing is spreading... 1:33 I no longer feel individual spikes. Hmmm. Yo. Getting up hurts. Like a mf. And my back tension has melted. My shoulders feel an inch lower. Holy smokes. 😳 1:46 notable more relaxed. This thing is serious. Doing it again tonight. May add handcuffs 😂🤣