Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

Wow. This milk frother changed my life. I was drifting sadly in a river of post partum blahs when I saw this item on Amazon. Wistfully remembering the days of lattes and cappuccino, I clicked the buy now button. The next day dawned cold and dreary as I climbed desolate from my bed. Peering through the blinds, I saw the Amazon delivery truck driving away. Stumbling downstairs in exhaustion, my bunny slippers kept rhythm as I made my way to the front door. Chilling wind tried to stop me but I persevered. Back in my kitchen, I struggled to open the box. Once the tape was overcome, my treasure was before me. 2 batteries were quickly inserted. Words of ancient wisdom on the box bade me heat oatmilk gently..then swirl to frothy perfection. The whirring of the metal mesmerized me and my small dog. She for once forgot her barking as the aroma of strong coffee and frothing dairy milk alternatives floated lovingly through my kitchen. Softly..tenderly...I poured the oaty foam into a large ceramic mug...and tipped the rich black coffee in as well..letting them swirl together in ecstasy. After a pause to admire the majestic beauty, I raised the cup to my lips. Angels sang as waves of tranquil ecstasy filled my being. By the second sip, I became a better wife, mother, and neighbor. As I savored the last frothy drop of delight , I began to see patterns of logic and realized the answer to life ..the universe...and everything. My heightened consciousness was reminiscent of Charlie before Algernons fall.