Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

I purchased this as a form of home security. After a series of break ins in my neighborhood, I was forced to look into various forms of protection for my home, and I believe this one is the best. I placed Captain Falcon behind my front door, ever watchful, and ever vigilant. Last Friday, I came home to a five dead thieves in my front yard. The coroner stated that it was if they had all been beaten to death with a large, fiery, blunt object. Note: I leveled him up on Smash Brothers first. A level 1 Captain Falcon may not actually detect danger.