Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

For 28 years of my life I was a virgin to the majestic winds of the Vornado. I was living in the shadows of a world where cheap 20 dollar fans haplessly bathed my body is futile gust of moving air. Zeus himself could not muster a storm to match the air moved by a Vornado, The first night I sent power through her veins she pleasured me in a way I had not experienced before. Her powerful winds wrapping around my body keeping me cool and rested through the night. Buy this fan.