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THIS IS THE BEST COFFEE I'VE EVER HAD!!!! 5 MINUTES AFTER DRINKING A CUP, I STOOD AT ATTENTION, SALUTED THE STARS AND STRIPES, SCREAMED 'MERICA AT THE TOP OF MY LUNGS, AND PROMPTLY SMOTE A TERRORIST!!! IT HAS A GREAT FLAVOR PROFILE, AND NO BITTER AFTERTASTE AT ALL!! IT IS ALARMINGLY SMOOTH AS WELL, WHICH MADE ME EXTRA UPSET WHEN I ACCIDENTLY SPILLED SOME AS I WAS SMITING AMERICA'S ENEMIES!! I'M ABOUT TO HAVE A SECOND CUP NOW, AND I THINK I'LL USE ALL THIS EXTRA ENERGY AND MOTIVATION TO CURE CANCER!!! THIS COFFEE IS THAT GOOD!!! OH MY GOD, I THINK MY HEART JUST STOPPED..... NOPE!!! ALL SYSTEMS GO!!!!! AAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!