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It's the Size of Her LOVE That Counts!
I must admit, I was very excited to receive my Grow-A-Girlfriend kit. As a full time student, the holidays are tough enough on the pocketbook, not to mention lonely, and the prospect of being able to grow my own female companion without the added expense of joining a bunch of dating sites or importing a bride from overseas was definitely appealing. When I first received the kit, I was surprised to see that my future girlfriend possessed the same, pasty white skin that I do and she was indeed attractive, even in her most miniature form...dare I say "sexy"? Growing her was quite easy. Unlike plants, which require frequent watering, you simply place your future gal pal in a bowl of water and wait. I do recommend using a rather large container to start with. This way you avoid having to move her and risk inhibiting her growth while she matures into a proper woman. After several days, she stopped growing. Sadly, she wound up a bit shorter than I was hoping for, but I was seeking companionship, not perfection, and you really can't measure a person's love by their physical size. Nonetheless, I had been hoping for a slightly more "significant" other... The biggest problem I have with my new countertop counterpart is the sheer lack of clothing available at her size. She's too large for Barbie or traditional doll clothes, yet nothing in infant sizes fits her well and those styles aren't particularly flattering anyway. I have taken up sewing to come up with some more attractive clothing designs for her to wear when we go out, but would-be boyfriends should note that clothing is an issue and time spent sewing can cost you precious gaming hours. I've leveled down on quite a few of my online RPGs, but it has been totally worth it in my opinion. I very much enjoy her company. She's attractive and not afraid to show it, loves to hang out and, to be completely honest, I've never met anyone who will just sit and listen like she does. She's always interested. I can talk to her for hours and she never judges me. She's very kind to my friends and loves doing everything I do. Seriously, I have yet to hear her complain about anything! If you or someone you know is tired of the expense and hit-and-miss results of the dating rat-race and just want to find the "right" girl...someone who is loyal, listens, loves and lets you do what you want...then I can't recommend the Grow-a-Girlfriend kit enough! I love mine and I'm sure you will too! Thanks, Grow-a-Girlfriend!
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