Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

How do you review a scoop? It does what it supposed to. How many stars? I don't really know I'm going to get my screen darts out on this one. It's not like it scoops for me. But if I'm willing to put in the physical effort to...scoop...out the dog food then by gosh it serves its purpose. However - and there's always a however - it's up to you to decide if the line indicating what volume you're scooping is a bit short, a bit extra, or come to your savior exactly correct, then this scoop deserves 5 stars. In fact I'd give it 6 stars but amazon is limiting my freedom of speech by not letting me add as many damn stars as I want! Ok, I might be overplaying the importance of stars, exact measurements, and even my own importance that anyone gives two ^#@!$%!! about my opinion of this product, but hey ask and you shall receive...something.