Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

So, you're reading a bidet review. Don't worry..do like me, and tell yourself "hey, I'm a free thinker who isn't ashamed to try a weird product," rather than "ok, this is yet another indignity middle-aged life is throwing my way." I've had this thing installed for a few days, and here are my thoughts. Installation: fairly simple, but if you prefer a plastic toilet seat, you may have issues. The problem is, if the seating area is narrow at the back (near the tank,) and swoops sharply to below hinge-level, the seat will end up resting on the top of the bidet spray unit. I had to try three seats before I found one that worked (the standard seat which came with my Champion 4 toilet (about 2 years old) was a perfect match for this.) This seat and bidet combo did not even require any additional seat bumpers. I'm thinking wooden seats with flat bottom profiles (when viewed from the side) would probably work fine, but may require bumpers as seen in other reviews. Operation: you will NEED a Luxe Metal T-adapter with Shut-off Valve, or something like it, to turn down the water pressure. And by turn down, I mean, almost turn it off. My first test run without throttling down the pressure....well, how do I describe this? Picture a fire hose, with a water pik attachment on the business end. Using cold water. Used on the last area you want focused, high pressure cold water used on. Luckily, I had ordered the adapter just because it looked good, and this whole contraption is very visible after install. With the adapter pressure turned almost all the way off, and the bidet dial to only the first "low" mark, it works fine. Did I mention this is in our guest bathroom? I'm looking forward to hearing the screams from the curious.