Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

I should probably stop ordering strange substances that random holistic bloggers tout as the cure for every ailment known to man...and ingesting them. This really has gone too far. Why am I consuming microscopic-fossilized-abrasive-plankton-shell-thingies? What is wrong with me?! Feel free to judge. I've been consuming this stuff for several months and everything seems to be okay. No internal bleeding. That I'm aware of. So that's always good. Diatomacious earth is is tasteless. Odorless. Dissolves instantly in liquid. And keeps me fascinatingly regular. Pretty sure this stuff straight-up polishes the inside my intestines. Jury's still out whether it kills parasites. Because I'm white, live in North America, spend too much time on the internet, and probably don't have any parasites. But if you're having 3 times as many bowel movements a day, can your imaginary parasites hang? Probably not. Pro Tip: Don't drink Diatom-infused water right before bed, unless you want to wake up with a post-acid reflux feeling in your throat. I don't know why, but I suspect this powder has alkaline properties. Pro Tip 2: If you have plastic headlights that have aged less-than-gracefully, you can totally use this stuff to buff them out. My Tacoma's headlights are super clear again. Totally makes the purchase worthwhile. You can even make yourself a nice cold glass of long-dead-diatom-infused water to enjoy while you're making those headlights shine. Just know where the bathroom is.