Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

Before, Beard was a bit crude. He was drinking Wild Turkey out of the bottle and smoking Marlboro Reds all day. Though I can't prove it, I believe at night while I was asleep he was going out, robbing liquor stores and pushing down old women in the street. It was definitely putting a strain on our relationship. I needed help. I searched for answers and found a lot of options, but decided to try this in hopes of "refining" Beard. At first, I was drawn to the novelty of the brand, packaging and description. So, why not? At least I would have a cool tin if it failed. Maybe something to put a reminder of Beard in when we parted ways? Now? After a few days use, I've noticed a change. Beard has started to drink Scotch and smoke Cubans. In fact, his drinking and smoking has cut back and he's being a lot more polite. Heck, he's started to talk about wanting to go on a fox hunt! Thanks Honest Amish, you've helped us start to rebuild our failing relationship! (Jokes aside, my beard actually has begun to feel and look healthier. Though not often, my job does require a professional appearance and I do feel this product will help me achieve that while retaining the manliness of a beard. So, I'm pleased with my purchase.)