Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

It was 5:03am, and my alarm just tore me out of bed. I stumble through the dark, and head towards the cabinet for my morning pill routine. I know where all the bottles are, so in the dark I grab what I need, drink the handful of pills down with a swig of water... And head for the shower. I'm driving into work, and can feel the morning poo knocking at the door. It's being a little impatient this morning... not sure why? I slam the car into park at the work parking lot -- this monster needs to come out NOW. I look like a penguin on caffeine racing across the parking lot. My feet can't spread any more than 6 inches apart, or I'll risk repeating my 3rd grade horror story again. I'm pale, and I'm sweating like a water faucet. Will I make it? POP! ...THUNK! I'm on the can, and I lay back like I'm in a lazy boy lounge chair. I made it. The moral of the story? Don't confuse your vitamins with these rocket poop boosters. Do they work as a probiotic? No idea -- but they keep me regular AF, so there's that.