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At first it was great. He's a smart dog, so it didn't take him long to learn how to call me. The first few days were so cool. He'd call me up on his own. Neat! Such a nice surprise in the day. Then it started.... No matter how many times I'd tell him and reassure him he just... kept... calling... "Yes, you're a good dog. You are the good dog. You are the best dog. " it was never enough. He'd call practically every hour just to make sure that he was still a good dog. Then, as autumn approached, and the acorns began falling. I couldn't get 15 minutes to myself. He kept calling... squirrels! There are squirrels! Two squirrels! Squirrels, squirrels, squirrels!!! And to top that, just when I thought it couldn't get worse the bitch next door went into heat!!! &@%*! Calling me every... three... minutes asking me to let him out... and where the cigarettes and lighter were. Finally I had had enough. With him calling me so much I slowly realized Howe much he sounded like Robin Williams. I got him an audition and he got a movie part with Kate Beckinsale 😍😍😍 and ***spoiler alert***his character saves the universe from tyranny. The upside is that he made enough on residuals that I was able to change to a work from home job ? So we don't need petchatz any more. Thank God the dog next door got fixed. Now I can get work done and sleep.