Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

So, this review has been several years in the making. It will remain SFW, however it will describe a use case that is definitely memorable. Last year, I was looking for something to hold and display a large number (60+) of . . . marital aids . . . at my camp at Burning Man. I jokingly though of a kiddie pool, and when I saw this rainbow one, I thought I'd try it out. My expectations were low. It was an inexpensive and meant for kids. I wasn't sure if it would last in the desert for a week but thought it would be worth trying it. And has it been! I have just returned from Burning Man - the second time for the kiddie pool (or what we lovingly refer to as the cockpit). And it's still doing great. Now, this pool isn't brought home, year to year. It stays in storage in a shipping container left out in the high Nevada desert. It literally bakes in an oven and then freezes in a freezer all year long. In addition to holding our collection of . . . marital aids . . . , it also has received more than it's fair share of roughhousing by adults. And yet, it's still in great shape. Under very unusual conditions (Do you know how much 60 . . . marital aids . . . weigh? - More than you might expect), heat, dryness, general tomfoolery, etc. it's still a solid product. I'd recommend this for anyone who needed a kiddie pool . . . for whatever reason.