Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

What kind of boring adult have I become my inner self lamented as I opened the package containing my new KIBAGA Salt and Pepper Grinders. "OMG these are really nice" I exclaimed to my wife, utterly unaware of the banality of this moment. "THIS is what a salt and pepper grinder are supposed to be" I mused utterly in denial of the suffering of billions of other human lives. "I really like how much they hold as well" I remarked missing the irony of the statement due to the void of consumerism that has gripped my soul. While these salt and pepper grinders have done NOTHING to raise the moral/spiritual/ethical status of my life they have definitely made cooking more enjoyable and predictable. Isn't that the TRUE american dream in our modern age, comfort and predictability?