Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

These fart pads are fundamentally flawed for filtering flatulence. Failing to function, farts flowed forth freely and frankly, the fragrance is freakishly foul. I fantasized about farting frequently without fearing funky fumes following, but failure to field my flagrant flatulence, I find myself frowning and fretting. Forget fornication or fellatio, I am failing to forge friendships because of my formidable and fiery farts. Fashion first aid, I think not, a fashion faux pax is more fitting. UPDATE: My prodigy has a particularly putrid posterior, and predominantly produces silent but perpetually potent farts. He persistently plead for permission to put on a pad. As a passenger on a prolonged car ride, he passed gas plentifully and proudly. We were pleased no prominent or persisting odors were present. This product performs when placed properly and perfectly positioned. This was paramount to his proven performance.