Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

Para-Medic: "I see you have a Calorie Mate." Snake: "Calorie Mate?" Para-Medic: "The thing you're holding now." Snake: "Oh, the little block that looks like a cookie?" Para-Medic: "Try it. It's pretty good." Snake: "Okay. But what is this thing? I've never seen anything like it." Para-Medic: "Calorie Mate is an energy supplement that contains all the proteins, liquids, vitamins, carbohydrates and minerals needed for a balanced diet. It is a well-balanced food. Because of that, it's just perfect for giving your body the nutrition it needs in combat." Snake: "It sounds like a space-age food." Para-Medic: "Real astronaut food is not very good, but that should taste fine." Snake: "Yeah, and it will help balance out all this jungle food I'm eating." Para-Medic: "It's easy and quick to eat, so it's perfect for when you are running late for an important mission in the morning." Snake: "I've never been late for a mission." Para-Medic: "Really? Aren't you always keeping people waiting?" Snake: "?" Para-Medic: "It's easy to keep track of your calorie intake and receive the nutrition your body needs, so it's good for losing weight too. All of the geisha girls in Japan use it for watching their calories." Snake: "Is that why they're all so slim?" Para-Medic: "Right. And any diet where you eat nothing at all is bad for the body." Snake: "I see. You seem to know a lot about Japan don't you?" Para-Medic: "Yes, I love Japan."