316
people found this helpful, as of 2023
ranked #78,354 most helpful
out of 571,544,897 reviews
★★★★★
The bigger the hair the closer to God.
I am a femme fatale, y'all. Initially, I thought oh those 1940s women weren't doing anything that hard, I mean beer cans could do that, sheesh. Uh no. Whatever the hell grandma did back in the day was pure T sorcery. Like how did you do it, granny?! Did it take a village to raise the hair?! Y'all didn't even have that ozone killing hair spray!
This thing negates the need to have 8 arms and drinking said beer for hair purposes just leads to a victor...vichhe...vict...roolllll go home hair you're drunk. Not nearly as cute as a victory roll. This little grabby thing ROCKS. It's easy even for my BK burger hands. Worth the money.
