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Wild Beard Tamer Review So I was a bit skeptical about this boar bristle beard brush when I ordered it, and even still once it arrived. I’ve had my beard for over 8 years and left it largely uncaged. I’d trim it once or twice a month to keep it somewhat tamed, but that was it. One day, I was working outside doing what I do most days; digging out a new moat for around the house, when I came inside for a refreshing swig of Cletus’ famous homemade sarsaparilla, which is really just some whiskey in a convenience store big-gulp cup with some ice and sawdust that inevitably falls in from my beard. Right after I took my first sip and lowered the giant cup from my mouth I looked and there stood before me was the Mrs. just waiting to tell me what’s what. As I sucked the whiskey from the sawdusted whiskers of my upper lip, my wife says to me ‘Cletus, that beard of yours is looking crazier than a bobcat pissin on an electric fence!’ You see, one night a few weeks ago, when I was out burying silver to hide from the government, I heard an awful screeching noise that would’ve put a banshee to shame! Some bobcat was sniffing too close to the electric fence that lines our property and decided to relieve himself on it. WOOOHOOO he got the shock of a lifetime lemme tell ya! I saw the wildcat fly outta there faster than a democrat jumps on a bandwagon! Anyway, my darling wife was commenting that my beard had been getting a little out of control and I need to put a saddle on that stallion and calm it down! So, after clearing out some more trench for the moat, I decided to look on the internets here for something to help tame the wild whiskers on my face. I know what y’all are thinking now, why am I diggin’ a moat for? Well I’ll tell ya, it’s not only to protect the homestead from the likes of solicitors, census takers, political campaign workers, crooks, and vagrants, but it’s also a nice lazy river on hot summer days! Also, once I stock it with some trout, it’ll be a mighty fine fishin’ hole! Who needs to go on a fancy vacation when you can just go fishin’ in your own lazy river!! Anyway, back to the wild beard tamer, I found this beauty of a brush on the amazon site and decided to give it a try. I got the boar bristle brush, the wood comb, and the nice little travel bag all for under $10 bucks, now that’s a better deal than the two-for-one shrimp night at church bingo! The quality is real nice and the real boar bristles feel pretty darn good on my face, but best of all the brush tamed that wildcat on my face right away! After a few strokes, my beard went from crazed appalachian mountain man, to a refined Jeremiah Johnson on a Sunday. My wife took one look at me and let’s just say, the Mrs. was very fond of the results as well… I’d definitely recommend this Viking Revolution Beard Comb and Beard Brush set, it’d make an excellent gift as well!!