Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

I am astounded, amazed and awestruck to find a product boasting to remove old/new stains and odors - THAT ACTUALLY WORKS. I sprayed this stuff on YEARS old stains that nothing would remove - not even professional cleaning- went to bed - and the stains were completely gone when I woke up in the morning. I can't even see where the stains were anymore. Additionally, my bedroom no longer smells like half a kennel for the first time in 5 years and I'm seriously considering calling the Vatican to report a legit miracle. Like, I wish I invented this.