Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

My wife's been naggin' me day in and day out to get our carpets professionally cleaned. Now, I'm a pretty reasonable bloke (or at least I'd like to think I am), so under most circumstances I'd appease her. However, this is where I draw the line in my marriage. You see, we've got three great danes, two cats, about a dozen hamsters (one of which is with child), and a parakeet whose reign of terror is enough to strike fear in the heart of any God-fearing man. There is no way in Helsinki, Finland that I'm forking over any of my hard-earned money to clean our uncleanable carpets. My wife (bless her stubborn soul) has been relentless. This has been my struggle for the past eleven and a half years (Did you know Monk Parakeets can live comfortably in captivity for upwards of TWENTY years?! I didn't). And this would be my struggle until the day I trade my filthy carpets for a wooden box. Or that's what I thought, at least, up until about a week ago. This powerful little Bissell changed my life FOREVER. I don't even NEED to have my carpets professionally cleaned. I can finally walk on them barefoot without needing a tetanus shot! Thank you, Bissell, for saving my marriage.