Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

I am wearing this blanket around me like a cape even as I type this and it feels as though I have a Godzilla-sized kitten wrapped around me, just as soft as a kitten belly and just as warm but unlike kittens who like to climb and claw and get all over the place this blanket stays where I put it and does not pee on me when it gets nervous (unfortunately, however, the blanket does not purr). This is the best blanket. The only blanket. All other blankets are dead to me now that I have this blanket in my life. I would recommend everyone buy this blanket too so they know how warm and soft I feel right now.