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★★★★★
This sauce changed my life
The first time I was blessed to taste this exquisite sauce was back on a Thursday June 12th. It was a cool summer afternoon when I was over at my friends house and I was quite famished. Luckily my friend had a bowl of left over rice to which I could relive myself of such a terrible hunger, but there was one problem. I asked my friend, “Where can I find the soy sauce brother ”. Which he replied with , “ I think we’re out”. Suddenly my heart dropped. The realization that there was no sauce for this delicious rice faced me with the harsh reality that I would have to feast without that yummy yummy soy sauce. But then as if an angel fell from the sky my friend dropped a bottle right in front of my bowl of delicious rice and said , “Try this, it’s pretty good”. Fool ! my friend was obviously not aware of the masterpiece of sauce that he had in his possession stating the sauce as merely, “Pretty good”. Of course though at the time I was not aware this sauce would change everything. The bottle instantly attracted my attention as if my eyeballs were glued to it. I read out loud to myself , “K-Pop! Foods, Kimchi Mayo”? The bottle length was exactly 8.5 inches and length and the sauce contained in the bottle would reach about 4.25 inches. At first I was hesitant but I wanted to try something different. I first dabbed a little droplet of the sauce on my finger tip and proceeded to taste what little there was. I was instantly hooked, and knew I needed this with my rice. I emptied about half of what was left in the bottle into my bowl of rice. After that I proceeded to feast upon the rice, and I was more than enthralled and satisfied with what I was consuming. Soon enough the whole bottle was gone in such a little amount of time. I needed more..... I screamed to my friend , “More, MORE MORE MORE”! I then proceeded in the act of tossing chairs, flipping tables, and taking apart the kitchen to find more of this Kimchi Mayo. My friend kicked me out and banished me from ever coming back. I yelled , “ Fine! No matter I will find the sauce my self”. I spent the next 4 days searching every grocery store within a 10 mile radius. But no matter how many Ralphs, Sprouts, Trader Joe’s , or even Whole Foods I searched none of them carried the Holy sauce that is Kimchi Mayo. Finally I realized I could look online, which of course let me to Amazon. I bought a few dozen cases of the sauce, enough to where I thought it would satisfy by thirst. Luckily it only took a day for the shipment to arrive with the companies fast and reliable shipping service. I ate the sauce with everything rice, eggs, burgers, pizza, toast, spaghetti, burritos, fruits, vegetables, cereal, and everything. It came to a point I realized the food was only masking the taste of the sauce and I wasn’t getting the full taste of the Holy sauce. Now I only consume Kimchi Mayo, and it the only thing I’ve been eating since then. Overall I give this epic sauce a 9/10 would recommend.
July 2019 · Grocery and Gourmet Food · verified purchase
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