Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

I was looking for something new for my computer, when I stumbled upon this game on Amazon and decided, what the heck, lets give it a shot! I have to say it far exceeds my expectations. Thankfully, the game never actually loads. I was looking for a program where I could zone out, and stare at my computer screen in a meditative state for hours on end with no interuptions. There's no actual gameplay, sound effects, or graphics to distract you from your meditation. You may be forced to run the same "Tutorial" over and over again, but don't worry about that minor problem, because as soon as you exit the tutorial you'll be returned to a program that blissfully crashes or just, never logs onto any server succesfully, once again giving you peace and quiet. Incredible job EA, will there be a sequel?