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Public service announcement for all parents. Do you see this? Look with your tired eyes on what is known as the Rock and Play. It is a magical thing your newborn will love. It will deliver oh so many wonderful sleep filled nights and long uninterrupted naps. But beware, this thing will betray you faster than Cersei Lannister. Your baby will be oh so addicted to its snugglie rocking motion that all other sleeping areas will be considered pits of fire and despair. You will develop a love hate relationship, you will adore it for it's calming affect yet still want to fling its light metal frame from a high tower. Buy at your own risk and pray to old gods and the new that when your baby outgrows it, you survive the futile attempts made at transitioning your baby out of its comforting contours. And whatever you do, for the love of all things holy, never let your child discover they can be glided back and forth over smooth carpet in this thing. Because then you will spend your nights toning your upper body by pushing this thing back and forth while your tiny dictator...I mean baby...dozes off. It was easy to put together although don't do it while sleep deprived because then you end up doing it wrong and have to say many words of cursing and probably end up using half a bottle of super glue to adhere the legs into their sockets. But the cover is very easy to take off and wash.
July 2017 · Unknown · verified purchase
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