Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

Hopefully you read that in Shai LeBoufs voice... Because that is the depth with which I mean it. I have NEVER EVER in my life been shocked (in a good way) regarding a fur tool of any sort. I submit video proof of my genuine joy and surprise. I am dancing with glee as I type this (which let me tell you, is no easy feat!...feet?) My days of desperate please with the vacuum gods to please please PLEASE get the hair out of the couch cushions are OVER! No longer will I slave over and over again with a pet hair attachment on my Dyson, alternating between cussing and crying as I try to remove my beloved packs leftover locks. No longer will I look at my car seats, knowing they bear the signs of the last time my white dog went on an adventure and had to be rescued, and instead go inside and retreat into a glass of wine rather than fight the small white fibers of doom. No longer will I spend hours scrubbing my van floors with a car wash vacuum, somehow convinced that it works better than my home vacuum while I curse openly because my kids are at school and no one can hear me over the industrial vacuum anyway. Instead, I shall see those cast off sheddings and instead get a gleam in my eye as I bounce to the utility room and grab my handy Lilly.... I shall laugh at all those others still stuck in the woeful tasks of trying to roller hair as I swiftly and easily remove EVERY TRACE OF THE FACT THAT I EVEN HAVE PETS in the blink of an eye. Today is a day of exhalation! Of joy! Of freedom! Of illustrious glory! And today has now become, indeed, a glorious day.