Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

OMGGGG the joke was on me. My poo odors can make onions cry. It's embarrassing really. I even tried to rearrange my poo schedule at work since I was getting tired of going to different floors and dodging co-workers when nature started screaming LET US OUT!! I stumbled upon this in Walmart of all places after seeing the ad for poopourri and said I'd try it just to see how it works and if poopourri was even worth ordering on Amazon. I got home and sure enough when the moment hit, I shook my little pre-poo stink mixture, sprayed the toilet water about 5 times and said a prayer. Then nothing!!!....no screams for a courtesy flush from the husband, no children yelling for me to close the door, no gagging from my self-inflicted poo cloud of horror....just peace. Why did I not know about this product???? Why is this not mass marketed?? WHY is it not licensed to every toilet bowl manufacturer to auto dispense after after every flush?? This is TRULY a life saver and my anxiety over public pooping is 100% cured!!! Poopurri what???? I'm not changing a THING!!!!! I bought the lavender VI Poo and me, my husband, my mom and everyone else I can share with are customers for life!!! Are there stock options?