Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

I know this product works because one time I passed out drunk on the beach and my friends used it to write “loser” across my chest. The sunscreen made the insult set in significantly while I slept. All the while the rest of me burned so badly I had a three week peeling sunburn. It’s been months and the “loser” on my chest is still obvious. Honestly I deserved it. I was a real piece of work earlier that day and ticked a lot of people off. One of those people happened to have this sunscreen on them that day and used it to seek justice.