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★★★★★
These berries will give you super powers
Summary:
Miracle berries that change your taste buds for 2 hours. Yes they work. The "taste everything in my kitchen after eating miracle berries" game is really fun to play about once a year. They taste like cardboard and take about 10 minutes to dissolve in your mouth. You only need 1/2 a tablet for a serving. They make pretty much everything taste sickeningly sweet, especially anything sour.
Things to eat:
- Lemons/Limes - It tastes like God took you into the garden of Eden and told you that eating this lemon would erase that whole apple business with the snake. It tastes like that kind of happiness.
- Concentrated Lemon and Lime juice - Concentrated Bliss, almost overwhelming.
- Martinelli's Sparking Apple Cider - Possibly the best thing I've ever tasted.
- Oranges/Orange Juice - Orange candy.
- Pickles - Hot garlic pickles specifically. Delicious.
- Sriracha - You can't feel the fire on your tongue but it will still hit the back of your throat. It's pretty awesome.
- Sour Beer - It's a well known fact that sour beer is awesome. Sour beer with miracle berries is freaky. You have to try it.
- Flavored sparkling water - Slight improvement to the normal gross bitter flavor.
Food that doesn't work:
- Regular Beer - Imagine sweet sweet Bud light or an IPA that someone poured aspartame into. Trust me it's disgusting.
- Mint anything - Candy canes, andes mints, etc... It just doesn't work and it messes up your taste buds.
- Scotch - Trust me on this one. I drank a $100 bottle of scotch after eating a miracle berry so that you don't have to.
Overall I would highly recommend miracle berries as a gag gift or a stocking stuffer. It also is pretty fun to take on camping trips or parties. I have to warn you though, don't take one of these before eating dinner because it will ruin your meal.
January 2015 · Grocery and Gourmet Food