Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

I love my cats and appreciate what they bring to my life. With this in mind, I had the following revelation the other night while using the ubiquitous, but utterly inadequate classic plastic litter scoop: "Here is a job I'll be doing once or twice a day for the next roughly sixteen to twenty years of my life. I want a RADICALLY better tool for doing it so that I can eventually die having spent fewer of my remaining heartbeats scooping cat feces and clumpy urine balls into a receptacle and MORE of those heartbeats snuggling and giving my love, wisdom and attention to my lovely family, including my two awesome cats! Surely SOMEONE makes a serious tool for doing this unenviable job! I will buy this tool! I would pay as much as $30 for this tool. I will effing MAKE this tool from scratch in my shop if I have to!" Found the DuraScoop with lots of 5 star ratings, looked at the photo, read one or two reviews, and BOUGHT THAT SUCKER on PRIME for a mere $12.50 or whatever it was. It came this morning. It is a shining thing of beauty, rigid, confidence-inspiring, with a handle that asks to be gripped and grips when asked. I just got back from scooping Salem and Shade's shared litterbox in half the normal time, with total confidence about reaching the bottom of the box, and getting every part of the litter, and am now spending the heartbeats that I saved writing this five star review. I'm doing that so that you too can save some of YOUR life for doing something other than scooping cat feces.