Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

Wow. I've been plagued by odorous house ants all year, on and off. It was very upsetting and unsettling to live in an infested house. After trying various sprays and baits, I finally called an exterminator. For $200, he simply came over and squeezed Advion Ant gel bait in the spots of ant traffic, with great success. They swarmed the stuff, hundreds of ants came out of the walls to feast. I made note of the packaging and bought some Advion myself on Amazon that very day. Two weeks later another infestation appeared on the other side of the house and I was ready for those little bastards. I gave them a speech beforehand, like old school King Arthur s***. I let them know that the day of reckoning was upon us, and that their final doom is sealed. Their death warrant has been signed this very morn, and they shall be henceforth wiped from the earth. There is no escape. They shall receive no mercy. A swift and painful death shall becalm their wretched souls forever and I shall drink to the occasion of their mass obliteration as they gasp their last. I ended them. I vaporized an entire colony of those bitches and still have plenty of Advion left in case they are foolhardy enough to return in the spring. This product has brought peace to my home and I wish you all success in your ant-obliterating endeavors with Advion.