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Only problem I've ran into was people asking me which branch I served in. The first time I was in Wells Fargo waiting in line and responded, I don't work for wells fargo but this my my closest branch. The 2nd time I was a little caught off guard but correctly said I that I didn't serve, but that I just left my keys in my truck the other day and have been needing emotional support ever since. I think once I come up with a better excuse other than "I'm married, sooo you know" I should be good. I just have a hard time lying. Truth be told, its my dog that needs emotional support and the harness doesn't fit me.