Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

Absolutely Magnanimous! The keyboard itself, with it's gold lace, is a flawless match to my diamond encrusted computer case! I'm fortunate enough that the gem market is weak so I took it upon myself to lace the case with both diamonds and rubies! The CPU case and mouse both being gold plated and fully covered I found that many keyboards, even the best, were nothing but plastic! Folly I say! I blame the Chinese! But then some brilliant fellow (or fellows) decided it was most needed to craft the Sojourner Keyboard! By God the man deserves a medal! Or at the very least knighthood! Now I feel my workstation can fully be displayed alongside the crown jewels themselves! A Flawless combination of gold, rubies, diamonds, and a fare bit of tears of the poor (I wouldn't use simple tap-water for the liquid cooling now would I? And orphan tears as so easy to come by! They hardly even need to be caned now-a-days!). By and by I feel this keyboard was a long time coming! And it types like a dream! I did denote a single star because it could use some emeralds though... or perhaps some flawless gems of another variety? Regardless, jolly good keyboard! Now If you don't mind I've paid a number of dwarfs and vagabonds to stand about outside dressed as chess pieces in the courtyard for a rip-roaring game with the Duke of Devonshire's son Lord Cavendish! Toodle-oo!