Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

So I was on the fence about these. I paid close attention to the sizing chart cause, let’s face it, I’m lazy about returns and want it right on the first try. The pants got here and they fit however the waist had a lot of extra room. I could easily shove a baguette between my hip and the pants and sneak a snack in to a theater that way. I wore them around my house, waiting to see how far they’d fall. Luckily my hips are like any skeleton in science class and are pretty solidly there so they held up. The more I walked around in them, the more I liked them, the more I imagined them with some thick belt and some extra chains and wondered what other boots to pair with them. Getting ready for bed I was a bit sad to take them off. We’ll pick this up tomorrow, right? You, me, getting to know each other. I, a lady who enjoys a good pair of pants. You, a pair of pants trying to woo me. But you offered one more surprise. One last sweet push. I slid my hands in to your extra deep pockets to the wrist and you kept offering more space. I could fit so much in to you and your lovely silhouette was untarnished. I’m sold. You are my pants and I am your lady. Goodnight, sweet pants. Adieu until the ‘morrow.