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Not only are they delicious, but they have super simple directions to follow to make a whole mess of pancakes and waffles. I gained 10 pounds of angry muscle and 15 pounds lumberjack facial hair just after my first batch. After one bite of these bad boys I was attacked by Canadian ninja beavers who were fearful of the danger I would pose if given time to eat the whole stack. Fortunately, that one bite was so nourishing that I was able to keep the ninja critters at bay using only the pan I cooked with, and gave me strength to call in for close air support just by shouting at my ceiling. A pair of A-10s roared in, quickly dispatching the villainous ninja beavers along with my house. I then ate the rest of the stack, rebuilt my home, and successfully launched a campaign to become president of North America, all before lunch.