Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

Behold, the heavens opened and Thor came down to earth and slammed down into our Earth. What brought him here? Why he needed some clippers to cut his nails, for Asgard in all it's glory had failed to make him nail clippers sutible for his above average nails. Low and behold, he was gifted a pair of these SZQHT clippers and he began to try and trim his mammoth talons. Expecting nothing to be able to take the horns coming from his toes, he was shocked when these gnarly things not only cut through his nails, but cut through them like a hot knife through butter. He finished cutting his nails, and left them here on Earth, not daring to take them with him, saying "something that can cut through this malignant of a nail is ungodly and shalt not be brought to Asgard." Lucky for us, they decided to sell them to us peasants. Take Thor's nail cutters and clip away good friends, clip away.