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We made the mistake of moving into an apartment north of a marsh and just south of my personal hell. Daily, hundreds of mosquitoes, of the most unrighteous of sects, make the pilgrimage to our front door in hopes of drinking my precious blood. After 30-ish bug bites, we decided enough is enough and declared war on the blood-suckers. Armed with "Elecuto Electric Bug Zapper Fly Swatter", mankind's most advanced bug-killing technology, thousands have been slain in this holy war. Their limbs are scattered in the desolation that is our front porch. One is always left alive to tell the tales of our carnage. Yet they return. Every day. I fear in the near future that the smell of burnt hair and the sound of popping will induce flashbacks of this most gruesome of mosquito-human conflicts. The mosquitoes will never truly be gone but my thirst for blood is temporarily abated. Does not work on fist-sized cockroaches.