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It's a t-shirt, Morty, what else do you want from it? Sure, it's soft, fits like you'd expect, and has a picture of a Meeseeks on it, Morty, but it's not gonna make Jessica like you. Or maybe it will, what the hell do I care? You're a major thorn in my ass Morty, but you're a good kid. Buy the shirt.