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out of 571,544,897 reviews
★★★★★
Excellent for Anyone with a Nose and Weakened Libido
Seriously if it were at all possible, I would likely be molesting this candle. It smells like what I’m pretty sure Jeffrey Dean Morgan smells like, as he tosses you into bed during a rainstorm and ravages you until dawn.
To Herero women and Gay men, Make this purchase with caution, as you this will have you worked up faster than a Playgirl Centerfold of Sebastian Stan.
the product in question
Manly Indulgence Fresh Shave Jar Candle 22 oz - Musk, Vanilla & Bergamot - Woodsy Amber & Cedarwood - Up to 120 Hours Burn - Soy Blend Wax, USA Poured
4.3★ · 3,666 ratings, as of 2023