Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

I bought these to wear to work because my feet got hot at work and I thought to myself, "I need shoes that are much more breathable". Through thorough research and application of my various investigative skills acquired from a life of conscious inquisitive querying I found these here "quick drying watershoes". I was intrigued. Was this the answer to my dilemma? I received them as swift as a coursing river (shoutout to Mulan). My first impressions were better than I expected. This was a purely unadulterated functional purchase but were my eyes decieving me? They actually looked good! I shouted to the skies my praises to the donut dieties for their bestowel of such a marvelous blessing upon me! I turned to my beloved and expressed the thoughts permeating my every synapse... Am I a water shoe type a dude? My philosophy has always been centered on one thing and one thing only. I am NOT a water shoe type a dude. My world was spinning, my foundation crumbling. I saw a parade of images of ugly slip ons worn by middle aged overweight men flashing before me from past experiences. Was I turning into one of these men burned into my bank of images or was the watershoe industry evolving? Have I changed or has the world around me? I felt as if i had lived a thousand lives though only a few moments had passed. As a turned to the love of my life with tears in my eyes, I uttered one phrase... "I am a water shoe type of dude"  I wear these daily and get complimented often! Mostly by me but hey you have to love yourself first.