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Sure, maybe I wanted my cat to have the freedom of cosplaying a recent divorcè (Susan) who now calls herself an arts & craft (live,laugh,love) expert. But needless to say, that plan backfired. After blood being drawn from inside my nostrils (cat bite) I decided to retire the cosplay idea. I got one picture, and now I am scared to sleep as my cat now has a permanent expression of “kill” on his face. If I do not update this post that means I have gone missing & my cat needs to be the main suspect in the investigation. Probably a great cosplay idea for dogs, who are more compliant. Not cats. I don’t know, I thought the bob haircut never went out of style, but I guess I was wrong.