Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

Even though this sauce will make you question why you enjoy your food with a side of pain, you’ll still put it on everything. This sauce will make you wake up at 3 am clutching your stomach and wish you could teleport to the nearest toilet. Then you’ll eat it again, because it’s that good and you’re in denial that it’s ruining your rectum. I would’ve given this sauce 5 stars, but I subtracted one due to the hemorrhoids it left me with. I’m going to eat it on noodles later after I pick up more toilet paper.