Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

I’m also a Lady Ph.D. but I teach online so my students will never know how delicious and darling and sexy this is! Maybe I should set up a class Snapchat account? Then my evals will go up and I’ll get a chili pepper for pedagogy hotness! Thank you, Amazon, and can you please deliver ASAP so I can wear it while grading all weekend?