Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

This review is for my wife- it’s probably her favorite thing I’ve ever bought her. That’s including that $3500+ wedding band set I bought her beautiful looking, passed out in the bed next to me as I type this all out, self... I catch her petting this thing all the time when I’m not looking.... I’m pretty sure she’s also named it. It’s like a pet. That doesn’t shed. And you don’t have to feed it. And it’s fashionable. And you can wear it in public without PETA saying PETA stuff about it. And it doesn’t bark. Oh and it doesn’t pee in your floor. It’s potty trained. Unlike our Husky... For the price- 10/10 should buy. Side note- it’s a little snug. But that’s probably just because of that happy weight this woman is putting on that we don’t talk about...