Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

I'm a real woman and I'm gonna give you a real review. First off if you are wondering what size to purchase let me tell you... I'm a full figured woman of petite stature, 4'11" approx 200lbs. In most American brands I wear a 22 women's top and a 18 women's petite bottom and a 42 DDD chest size. I ordered a size 3x. So the apron came on time, in just two days and was packaged in a zippered plastic bag inside an Amazon box. Upon opening it had a slight smell of cardboard box but not nothing funky, I mean come on people it is shipped all the way from China, it's gonna have a little smell to it just from shipping. The fabric is 100% cotton, woven not knit so the stretch is very little, and it is very light weight. This apron is stitched together at the back where the shoulder straps cross so if you are a bustier woman you might need to remove the small amount of stitching or your ladies will be smashed. It was easy to put on and take off so I'm not sure about the intelligence level of some of the people commenting that they couldn't figure out how to put it on. The length hit me right at the shins so it's perfect for covering those slightly too jiggly thighs. I am a busy stay at home wife and mom and most of my days are spent in my nightgown/pajamas cooking, cleaning, doing laundry and etc. so i don't "dress" for the day. This apron provides great protection against messes for your clothing and extra coverage when you have to go to the door for the Amazon, Fed Ex or mail guy. No more worrying about if the delivery guy just saw your side boob. As for washing, I washed it in the washing machine on delicate cycle, eco warm temperature with a little Tide and Snuggle and dried it in the dryer on medium heat for about 10 minutes. No shrinkage and it came out clean and wrinkled, yes wrinkled, it's 100% cotton. For all you knit whits out there complaining about it being wrinkled...cotton wrinkles, if you wanna be looking cute while you're house cleaning then learn how to iron. So overall this apron is a great value for the price you pay. I have ordered several more and would recommend this product. Its comfortable and keeps all my jiggly bits concealed and for all you inquisitive fantasizers out there, no I did not take of picture of my voluptuous self to post on here for everyone to see for free, you gotta put some work in to see a body this tasty!