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My boss has this thing about his employees drinking at work. And when I say "this thing" I mean he doesn't let us do it. Once my office installed metal detectors at every entrance to the building, my days of sneaking in a flask were over. Fortunately, I was able to satiate my day-drunk cravings by soaking gummy bears in vodka overnight and eating them at work the next day. While disguising my intoxication was never an issue, my rapid 30-pound weight gain and obvious constipation issues quickly triggered a number of alarms with upper management. I needed a new way to get hammered at work, and I needed it now. After having a water cooler discussion with a well-endowed girl in the office, my mind drifted from the conversation to her chest -- was there a way to sneak booze into a bra? Wouldn't you know it -- there is! The Wine Rack is a comfortable sports bra with a removable polyurethane bladder that can hold up to 25-ounces (750ml) of your favorite cocktail (in my case, Jägermeister). The long drinking tube tucks nicely into the bra when not in use and easily reaches my mouth when I need a drink. Whether you need a big gulp, or just a sip, the on/off valve lets you control the flow of your beverage with relative ease. Just be sure not to drink too quickly, otherwise your rapidly-decreasing bust size will invite its fair share of questions. While the bra is machine-washable, the bladder must be hand-washed, but that hardly deters me from using it every day. The Wine Rack comfortably fits anyone who wears a 34C-38C bra, but be forewarned that it's a little loose on average-sized guys like myself. The visible bra straps through my dress shirts occasionally raise a few eyebrows, but so far I've been able to easily dismiss them as part of my therapeutic back brace. And don't be too concerned about the sloshing noise you make as you walk down the hall -- it's minimum, at best. Cheers!