497
people found this helpful, as of 2023
ranked #36,791 most helpful
out of 571,544,897 reviews
★★★★★
I'd give it 15 stars if I could.
Don't even know why I'm bothering to review this, it's Burt's F***ing Beeswax and the entire world already knows it's the most amazing lip balm in the milky way galaxy. I feel like if the aliens knew we were holding stockpiles of this stuff in most major retail markets, they would've visited by now. Probably to microwave our entire civilization into a red paste and then steal Burt, his bees, a select group of Burt's factory employees and all the product they can get their 6 tentacles on...but let's not split hairs here. I have no doubt Burt will be kept alive on a machine for millenia and his bees will be worshipped as deities and magical wax barfers. THAT...is how amazing Burt's Beeswax lip balm is. Alien genocide amazing. Which I suspect is the ultimate amazing? I honestly have no idea. I'm not a doctor.
