Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

So I read thru a lot of the reviews here and decided it might be a fun prank item to buy, since I'm an evil human being. I received my 5lb bag two days after ordering. Now I was somewhat sceptical, especially since my own digestive system is fairly robust. It takes some potent stuff to give me the runs. Some laxatives even have no effect on me. So I tried them. I ate 5 bears before bed. Woke up. Nothing. Thought to myself "Pfft these are weak" but they do taste amazing. So I ate approximately 20 more of them that morning. In less than a half hour, my gut was rumbling. But it was only some gas. Meh. About another half hour passed, then it hit me. Oh boy it hit hard. My gut felt like Chuck Norris had reached his hand up my anus and had roundhouse kicked my insides. I made my way to the bathroom with a brisk walk. Sat down on the toilet. It took a few seconds, but then all hell broke loose. I've literally never had diarrhea that explosive before. Kid you not, I sat there through 5 gnarly explosions before the flood gates opened and about a gallon and a half of pure liquid ran out of me. I'm a firm believer in this products potential now and I'm bagging up the remainder of my 5lb bag to give to select friends and family. May even leave a bowl of them in the break room at work.