Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

Had I known what I was getting into when I married my wife, I would've ran for the hills. She has adopted multiple shelter dogs and cats in the 17 years we've been married, frequently without my knowledge. Often times they're senior pets that need a nice, loving home in their twilight years. While we keep a clean home, over the years the doggy incontinence and disgruntled cat sprays have soaked into the wood in the floors and on the baseboards and made it impossible to allow guests to come over. It's embarrassing! We've tried every product on the market to get rid of the smell. We tried these natural suggestions that people love to pin all over Pinterest like vinegar and baking soda and literally scrubbed our carpets and floors with brushes on our hands and knees like we were on latrine duty in a Turkish prison. We've used commercial grade carpet cleaning liquid in our steam cleaner thinking that it would smell at the very least like a two-star hotel. These quick fixes work for maybe a few hours, but we're back to the same stank. If someone from the county were to have smelt our house, it would be condemned. As a final resort, I was tempted to Gilbert Grape the place by purchasing gasoline and matches, torch our lovely home, and start over somewhere else. Thankfully, sanity prevailed. Then I came across Angry Orange Pet Odor Eliminator and the heavens parted! (Insert harp sound here) AHHHHHH! Just a few drops... and I mean a very few drops... in our Rug Doctor keep our house daisy fresh to the point where you can smell cleanliness from the outside. It is STRONG and doesn't seem to just cover up the odors, it seems to absorb and kill them. Let's talk about the strong orange smell for a second because some people really seem to hate this product with a passion from the one-star reviews. First of all, it's called Angry Orange. Hello! It smells like very, very strong orange! Hence the name: Angry Orange! What did people expect it to smell like? Tacos? This product delivers on its promise. Maybe people are using too much when they clean with it. That's on you, Joe Consumer. That's not the fault of this fine product. If I had to describe specifically what type of orange scent it is, I'd say it's like an insanely intense orange-flavored Tootsie Pop being crushed up like a rock of cocaine and snorted. I happen to like Tootsie Pops, so this smell is very pleasing to me. I do tend to open the windows to the house a little just to take the edge off --- but the neighbors have these little girls that run around shrieking in their front yard all afternoon and I have to shut them again. I'm happy, my wife is happy, and all is right with the world again. Thanks, Angry Orange! You are now the second love of my life.