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I have to beat the women off with a stick
Since I got these chick magnets my life has been hell . Before when I was kicking it old school with the tennis shoes I didn’t have a single problem with the lovely ladies . Once I put these magic shoes on it is like a deer in the headlights for the fairer sex . At the store a 25 year old blonde that is clearly out of my league asked to carry my groceries not only to my car but to my house and put them up . Now I have a lovely lady that’s half my age keeping me company because I wear these awesome crocs . Because I have a high maintenance honey now I can’t afford my corvette payment , long story short the repo man came to get my fast ride , I come out of the mansion in my bathrobe and crocs , he smiles at me and drops my car back down and says sir , I’m sorry , have a nice day . Since the first time these little slices of heaven have graced my feet it’s like Joe Walsh once sang “ Life’s Been Good “ .
